Post by Plexi on Oct 6, 2008 5:53:49 GMT -6
This thread proved very popular on my old forums...
So I have decided to post it up on here.
There are only 3 rules (besides the basic forum rules):
1 - it has to be at least mildly amusing
2 - it has to have actually been said by someone, and not with the sole intent and purpose of making people laugh (unless it is REALLY funny - no "jokes" though, please)
3 - it can't be about real life sports, places etc. that runescape characters wouldn't know about
The best ones from this thread:
(note: decided by me.)
Some of the best ones from the original thread:
chingychavet: buying omg lag
(the context of the next one is that the guy was lagging and closing down programs on task manager):
From Grintelope: Ah ha! iexplore.exe taking up 75+%?
Grintelope has logged out.
(to me while wearing wc skill cape when they were new)
what wc lv do you need to wear that cape?"
Mr Blah: B sale
Sending trade offer...
Mr Blah: Not you noob!
Everyone give me free lobs please i need to get my fishing up really bad!
From Zippidy0: Life in the trenches is aweful because they can't play rs
player: bank sale cash only
sending trade offer
(player puts up 430k cash)
zippidy0: selling p pots -- 6k ea
*"someone" wishes to trade with you*
*accepts trade offer and puts up p pots*
"someone": nah, i need raw ones
(one of my cousin's classics):
jarva mp0: hi this is java staff and we have been watching
me: ok
jarva mp0: and we have decided to let u be a mod
me: what do you want?
me: oh
jarva mp0 logs out and then logs back in.
jarva mp0: sorry about lat
jarva mp0: and we want u to be a mod
jarva mp0: if u no wot one is
me: yes i do
jarva mp0: so
me: what do i have to do?
jarva mp0: give me ur pass so we can put u on the net woork
me: dude
me: you're really bad at this
me: wtf is java staff? it's jagex staff you rem
jarva mp0: fine no mod for u then
me: and they wouldn't make as many spelling mistakes as you
me: lol
me: oh no!
jarva mp0: **** u u ******b
*sends abuse report*
me: lmao
jarva mp0: u are a swot
*removes from freinds list*
hetty3000: i kissed a frog in real life too
bluemoon859: need a bf add my other account malyz123
bluemoon859: im a boy in real life
to robinbryn1: whats 1x320 lol
from robinbryn1: dunno
player: Someone please take me to gertrudes cats owner
I will delete some of the above as we get some decent ones in this thread.
So I have decided to post it up on here.
There are only 3 rules (besides the basic forum rules):
1 - it has to be at least mildly amusing
2 - it has to have actually been said by someone, and not with the sole intent and purpose of making people laugh (unless it is REALLY funny - no "jokes" though, please)
3 - it can't be about real life sports, places etc. that runescape characters wouldn't know about
The best ones from this thread:
(note: decided by me.)
Some of the best ones from the original thread:
chingychavet: buying omg lag
(the context of the next one is that the guy was lagging and closing down programs on task manager):
From Grintelope: Ah ha! iexplore.exe taking up 75+%?
Grintelope has logged out.
(to me while wearing wc skill cape when they were new)
what wc lv do you need to wear that cape?"
Mr Blah: B sale
Sending trade offer...
Mr Blah: Not you noob!
Everyone give me free lobs please i need to get my fishing up really bad!
From Zippidy0: Life in the trenches is aweful because they can't play rs
player: bank sale cash only
sending trade offer
(player puts up 430k cash)
zippidy0: selling p pots -- 6k ea
*"someone" wishes to trade with you*
*accepts trade offer and puts up p pots*
"someone": nah, i need raw ones
(one of my cousin's classics):
jarva mp0: hi this is java staff and we have been watching
me: ok
jarva mp0: and we have decided to let u be a mod
me: what do you want?
me: oh
jarva mp0 logs out and then logs back in.
jarva mp0: sorry about lat
jarva mp0: and we want u to be a mod
jarva mp0: if u no wot one is
me: yes i do
jarva mp0: so
me: what do i have to do?
jarva mp0: give me ur pass so we can put u on the net woork
me: dude
me: you're really bad at this
me: wtf is java staff? it's jagex staff you rem
jarva mp0: fine no mod for u then
me: and they wouldn't make as many spelling mistakes as you
me: lol
me: oh no!
jarva mp0: **** u u ******b
*sends abuse report*
me: lmao
jarva mp0: u are a swot
*removes from freinds list*
hetty3000: i kissed a frog in real life too
bluemoon859: need a bf add my other account malyz123
bluemoon859: im a boy in real life
to robinbryn1: whats 1x320 lol
from robinbryn1: dunno
player: Someone please take me to gertrudes cats owner
I will delete some of the above as we get some decent ones in this thread.
He asks for money WAY too much! Even after I reason with him that it can't be done he still doesn't get it.
That was a great day, I'll admit.
